Thursday, August 12, 2010

Alanis Morissette Is Pregnant!

In the Us Weekly that's sitting on stands directly next to your dual-colored gummi worms, Alanis Morisette, 36, announced in the "25 Things You Don't Know About Me" section that she is pregnant. Bring on the "irony, but hey...that's not really irony!" jokes!

Morisette married rapper Souleye, 30, in May at their house in Los Angeles, and they're "very excited to embark on this journey with each other." That's pretty much all the news that's been released on this item, which is good because that means they won't be investing in any one of the baby apps for the one called "Baby Monitor," which if you place an iPhone to your belly and it detects noise, it places a phone call to a number you programmed and the person on the other line can listen and try to figure out if the baby is switching positions or is just bored out of his little, still-undeveloped but very promising mind.

Nah, they'll probably play it old school and hash out her rendition of "My Humps." She's gotta practice lullabies, anyway. And if she doesn't want the kid to get to 8th grade English and have a completely distorted understanding of irony, she'll stay away from that song and use "You Oughta Know" in its place.  (Source: Us Magazine)

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